Divine Comedy.

If you tell me Gary Gygax didn’t do drugs, I won’t believe you.

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—	Zack (via outofcontextdnd)

And then Tom Hiddleston wept because he was awesome.

Therapist: Everything about cutting is personal...from where you do it to how you do it to what you use. People think that it's always done intentionally to gain attention from peers, but what they don't realize is that cutting is a very, very private thing.

Oh my gosh, you make cookie brownies and I love you.

YOU DID IT!

richardsgrotto:

aurorasbriar:

andrewducote:

Hali and I WON the wedding in a week contest!!

WE LOVE YOU! I don’t know the words to express this, just love, so much love.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SO happy for them!!!!

PEED MY PANTS

collegehumor:

Sex It Up Sign

Well, if the sign says so.

collegehumor:

Call Me Scary

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy but I don’t think I’m ever sleeping again.

thinkingofyouofftoneverland:

I wish I had the capabilities to add someone on facebook without them knowing so I can stalk their profile…

“Once people on Facebook can track who has been visiting their page and how frequently…well, it’s the end of the universe.” —a wise man

Or when you sneeze and it’s half the sneezegasm you like, but half as of sneezegasm as you deserve.

danceycorpse:

wendyydarlingg:

WHAT?

Japanese KFC has watermelon.

I know we just met.

And this is crazy.

But here’s a wand, boy.

You’re a wizard, Harry.

If I am ever used like this, it had better be for a Lego store or effing Disneyland.